Eat Me: The Greatest Shits

Take a seat, son. Now… There comes a time in every young drag cabaret’s life, when everyone involved simply runs out of ideas.. & after 8 years of themed shows, Arts council rejection and financial woe we’re finally admitting defeat, turning the record over & giving you a completely unthemed, random show! – It’s like a bad funeral buffet, a school reunion or a melted pack of revels – and it’s a welcome back homo invitation to our LOCAL favorites over the years to perform their FAVORITE acts!

so… BOOK TICKETS NOW for THE GREATEST SHITS: HOMETOWN GLORYHOLE this Friday 29th September featuring delightful turns from the juan and only VICAR’S DAUGHTER  your favorite drag quing’s favorite drag quing: CONWAY, FELIX MUFTI’S boyband outfit: ‘DLS’ aka ‘Daddy’s Little Slut’ and extracts from CRAIG SINCLAIR’S ‘DUNG DIARY’ to pinch it off. There’ll be surprise guests, thrilling games, adventures & delicious food from Guac ‘N’ Roll.

And all this will be hosted by the High Queen of Turds AUNTIE CLIMAX and Phlegm Fatale DAN CHAN who will continue to bring the solemn, high brow, smut free atmosphere you’ve come to expect from this prestigious event – so what more could you want?!

Leave your expectations & knickers at the door, prepare for the night of your life.. and remember.. brexit means brexit..!

We offer discounts to low-income or unwaged people as well as carer tickets. If you need to come to the show but aren’t flush with cash, please email to let us know.

We want to satisfy your needs! Please email for all your ACCESS enquiries, requires + desires. District is wheelchair accessible. We were unable to secure a BSL interpreter for this show but are applying for funding to do so in future.